Ruin a Wish

Granted, but you die from pen poisoning.

I Wish i was the Son of Poseidon.

granted but you become mortal and have no access to the powers of you father, I wish to be immortal.

granted but you still age and you eventually just cant move and sit there and crap yourself for eternety

i wish i had a pizza

Granted but its made out of monkey crap and you loose the ability to eat so you have to insert it through your eye sockets.

I wish throwing up tasted good so i wouldnt hate doing it.

Slowfreak wrote:

Granted, but something goes wrong and you never turn back into a girl and you become allergic to all clothes so you have to be a naked guy the rest of your life

I wish Pens were edible

Granted, but their poisonous.

I wish that women were easy to figure out.

Granted, but then no one wants them.
I wish Maple's balls imploded one by one.

Monkey

Granted, but then so do yours.

i wish i could find my original blue version.

granted, however, your game freezes every time you try and load it.

i wish i could go to the world cup.

Granted, but when you get there the league closes and you get no refund for the tickets.
I wish I could sell this wish for $1,000,000.

Monkey

granted but it is all monopoly money

i wish I had a pet aggron that never hurts me or anyone else

Granted, but it's horns break and it runs away from you.

I wish Olivia Munn would marry me.

Granted, but she switches into a guy right before your marraige, where gay marriages are legal.

i wish nicole's dragon would come back.

Now it's grown up, completely feral. It kills and eats us all. I hope your happy.

I wish I had the power to bend time and space.

Granted, but when you go to use your powers, the dragon eats you.

I wish i had the power to kill the dragon

Granted but Pikachu kills you.
I wish I was the Pikachu.

Monkey

granted, but you get caught and abused by a 10 year old kid,
I wish for this wish to have no ill effect

Granted, and the wish has no ill effect, but as you're excited about the wish having no ill effect, you walk off a cliff to your death.

I wish Monkey lost all his badges and pokemon and had to start over with magikarp.

Granted, but it's after I beat the Elite 4 and I stay as Champion as I re-EV, you come to challenge me and need to wait for me to breed/EV pokes. *cough* Jordan *cough*
I wish I was a real monkey(who say this one coming?).

Monkey

Prof. Monkey wrote:

Granted, but it's after I beat the Elite 4 and I stay as Champion as I re-EV, you come to challenge me and need to wait for me to breed/EV pokes. *cough* Jordan *cough*
I wish I was a real monkey(who say this one coming?).

Monkey

Granted, with all the drawbacks that implies...

I wish my breeding projects would go faster.

granted but then your eving process would take double time,
I wish pokemon heartgold would get here faster

granted but you can never get a copy of either one

i wish that there was a grass/dragon poke and it was really powerful and i had one D=

granted but the tier its in is uber, and it has frail defense
I wish for more wish's

granted but other people steal your wishes
I wish there more pokemon tournaments.

granted but you never win

i wish for a 1/2 lb cheesey potato burrito from tacobell

Granted but it will get a alergic reaction to the burrito and you'll have to go to the bathroom and stay for 3 days.
I wish I had all of the games console that was ever made.