Ruin a Wish

In this game, you wish for something, the next person grants your wish, but with a negative side effect, for example:

Guy: I wish I could fly
Chick: granted, but you can never touch the ground again
i wish dragons were real
Person: granted, but a dragon eats you.

I will start this with. I wish I had a penguin named Paco.

Granted, but you have to put him to sleep 5 miniutes after you get it.
I wish Maple was dead.

Monkey

Granted but you die too.

I wish for my own live Mudkip

granted but it attacks you with waterfall then eats you.

i wish dsi had better internet

granted but now computers don`t have internet

I wish I had wifi.

Granted, but you can't afford anything for it.
I wish Chimchar had 1,000,000 active members.(whoever makes it bad gets banned, jk)

Monkey

Granted, but now the forum has gone out of control

i wish i had infinite amounts of healthy tacos

Granted, but your stuffed before you eat them.
I wish Maple got butt raped by Jordan.

Monkey

granted but they both rape you too

i wish i wish i was a fish :3

Granted, but you can't breathe underwater

I wish that Ash loses his virginity

granted but it's by raping you

i wish the internet wasnt all the same crap with different titles

granted but every thing has the same title so u can't find anything.

i wish it snowed in cali more than once every 50 year (not including mountains)

granted but the pollution mixes with the snow and kills you all

i wish there was a steel and rock type eevee evolution

Granted, but it's impossible to get.
I wish Maple had 1 ball.

Monkey

granted but then u have no balls
I wish for this wish to have no ill effect

granted. but now your wishes have no effect whatsoever.

i wish jumpluffs were real and cuddely =]

granted, but its illegal to come into contact with one

I wish i had my own multi-million dollar business

granted but you get sued for a billion dollars for eating babies

i wish rock type pokemon were stronger

Granted, but their all uber so you lose your gym.
I wish Maple had sex with his DS.

Monkey

granted but he gets electro-gonorrhea

i wish i was the guy because i wanna be the guy

fhqwhgads wrote:

granted but he gets electro-gonorrhea

i wish i was the guy because i wanna be the guy

not really a negative for monkey just saying... anyways granted but ur the guy that never gets any action.

i wish that i was batman!!!!!!!!!!!

Granted, but you stay with Robin 24/7.
I wish Maple and Monk were conjointed by a ball.

Monkey

Granted, but you fall down a flight of stares and it breaks

i wish i was big

granted but you are fat D<

i wish team rocket would get pikachu >D

Granted, but then he gets promoted ahead of them, and is a total dick to his new underlings.

I wish Charizard had a way around stealth rock.