lol We had to write a story in my English class so i chose to write this random story! because when i tried to write a normal story it always ended up being about 50 pages in size 10 font.........lol
(and i dident even get into the main story, im still writing it and it has already been a year......cough)
but insted of the long story i wrote a random story! enjoy!
Chapter 1
once upon a time in food land, there was a magical, wizard milk carton called charly. one day he was ordered to go to the big banana tower to see the pie king!
"I demand you find a Strong warrior!" he said "And together you shall defeat the killer asparagus (is that how you spell it??) serpent in lolly pop sea~!"
Charly then leaked some milk
"NOOOOOOO" yelled charly "Not asparagus! its icky and green and nasty to eat!" he cried!
the pie king then smirked
"would you rather be sent to the mushroom mines!!" he yelled
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! not the mushroom mines!" yelled charly (wow everyone is screaming a lot)
"thats even worse! mushrooms taste like cats!!!!" (cats? dont ask, as i said this story is random)
so charly went out on his adventure to find a brave strong warrior!
"this will be easy" said charly with a smile, but then he noticed a shadowy figure over him! and as he turned,
IT WAS A KILLER CAT LOOKING FOR SOME MILK!!
"AHHH" yelled charly, he then got out his magic bread stick wand and said some magic words "ALAKAPLOWY!" he yelled, and turned the cat into kitty litter......
"woah that was close" charly sighed but then charly saw something hiding behind a gumdrop tree
"AHH not another cat!" charly yelled as he pointed the bread stick at the tree
"Noo dont hurt me!" said a scared voice from behind the tree, the stranger came out of hiding, it was a cookie!
"im sorry," he said sadly "i was sent from my home town to destroy this cat(why is everyone killing cats??), but the second i saw it i lost my choc chips, im ment to be a strong warrior BUT IM SCARED OF EVERYTHING!" he sobed as tears started to run down his face
"huh? wha? i wasent listening??" charly said "but you did say that your a warrior, right?"
"oh yeah, sorry i forgot to introduce myself" the cookie said "Im Tripple ChocChip the Brave warrior (cough cough) but you can call me Chip"
"oh? ok good enough, come with me on my magical adventure to destroy the killer asparagus!" charly said hapily! "for the king as set me on a mission to destroy it! by finding a strong warrior"
"oh killer asparagus....thats fun.....you better find a strong warrior then" Chip said in a quiet voice
"bye then!" he said as he started to run away but charly stoped him
"your going to help me RIGHT???!" he said as he pointed his bread stick wand in chips face
"NO! i wont! and you cant make me!" chip said,
"fine then, WE MUST KUNG FU FIGHT THEN!!!" charly yelled! and after a long and pointless kung fu fight sceen Chip decided to join forces
Wait for the next chapter! chapter 2!!! gasp who knew!
CHAPTER 2 (ahhhh nooo)
Charly And Chip walked down a long path until!
"hey where are we going?" Chip asked and charly stoped and thought for a very long time
"hmmmm...." he mumbled "i dont know!
"
"BAH! then what are we doing then!!" chip yelled, but then something clicked in chips cookie like brain
"hey i think we should get other members to our group so i dont have to fight the asparagus (Damn! can someone tell me how to spell that!!) serpent!" Chip said
"HMMMMM....." charly thought hard "you know what" charly said,
"YES! that we should get more members!?" Chip said as his eyes shined with hope
"..........................." awkuard silence
"Your a big SISSY chip!!"
"oh,....." chips hope was squashed like an elephant sitting on a hamster
"buuuuuttt that might be a good idea!" charly said happily
"yay!" chip yayed (yes its a new verb
)
so they both walked down the big path agian
"Wait a sec~" chip said "where are we going now?" Charly then smirked and made a dramatic pose
"WERE GOING TO DIM SIM CITY!" Charly yelled as fire works were exploading in the background (lol i got this idea cuz one of my friends would not stop saying dim sims for a WHOLE day)
"ohhhh" chip said "but why?"
"GOSH!" (said like napoleon dynamite) charly yelled
"man chip your supercalifragilisticexpialidotiously dumb!" (from marry poppins, lol im stealing from alot of movies) and then another kung fu fight sceen broke out but it was kinda crap so im not going to bore you with the details
"were here to find new members!!" charly said
Wait! to be continued! once i think of something lol