Would you rather game.

gaw that is even harder.... monk vs himself.... ugg..

guess i gotta pick Monk D=


would you rather lick Monk's nipples or Devin's?

Idk who devin is. MOnk! I LAWV MONK.
Would you rather do Maple or Monkey?
Easy let me answer for everyone here MAPLE even though I love you too Monkey Maple=Messiah. nuff said

LENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!!

and Monkey, just for the sake of not picking maple.

Would you rather kill lenny or kill lenny's family?

Kill lenny (less death/murder). lol

Would you rather lick Monks ass (for 5 minutes) or get hit by a truck doing 70 on the freeway?

>.> this one will be interesting . . .

ugg this is both just death/torture
well, to make it a double negative and rip monks mind to shreds
lick his ass xD

would you wake up beside Monk or Drake? (drake ftw!)

Beside (a) Monk from asia, who happened to have gotten a sex change so i woke up to an asian girl. Yay for loopholes.

WOuld you rather stroke Monkey for 10 hours, or French Kiss Nicole for 10 hours?

Stroke Monkey

Rather feel Jessica Alba's butt or grab Brooklyn Decker's boobs?

Jessica Alba's butt FTW. Would you rather feel Angelina Jolie's boobs or Angelina Jolie's butt? lol

Jolie's Boobs.

Would you rather feel A brazilian girl's butt or a busty girl's boobs?

Brazilian butt. Lol would you rather make out with a gorilla or a turtle?

Gorilla, how the f*** do you make out with a Turtle anyway? Disturbing thoughts . . .

Would you rather have to memorize three hundred pages of the dictionary (you die if you fail), or live in Canada for the rest of your life (for non-Canadians)?

hmmm i'd have to say the dictionary

would you rather fly or breath under water

Totally fly!! Way more usefull and much more fun!

Would you rather eat all the hair from bath-tub drains in Manhattan (from every singal one) or live in Canada for the rest of your life ()?

i almost puked from that question....id rather live in canada lol

would you rather be with me or be with Monkey for the rest of your life ?

Ughh, you knew I would be posting for this to get the 1.00 posts per day . . . Congrats on choosing Canada though

>.<

I'd say Leaves, cause theres less of an age differance, but would rather say neither.

Would you rather get impaled on top of the empire state building, or have your head lopped off with a Haliberd?

Only drink and eat the milk of a miltank for the rest of my days. Would you rather walk for a mile barefoot on rusty nails facing up or swim in gasoline for 1 mile?

swim in gas,

and @ Drake's question, Monkey =]

would you rather bath in a tub full of random ppl's piss OR a tub full of spit from random ppl?

Urine is the cleanest liquid in the world so urine FTW.

I forgot to ask one. Would you rather be surrounded by angry beavers. Or surrounded by angry women?

Angry women, cuz they might just make love with you.

1 REALLY hot girl sleeps with you, or 5 okayish girls sleep with you?

Lol High Five Monk! 1 REALLY HOT GIRL. Would you rather fart in front of the hottest girl in the world. Or in front of the president?

Edit: For a female it would be or the hottest guy I guess.

the president, i suppose, would you rather have a nice car for a year or an ok car for life?

Nice car for a year.

Porsche Carrera S or hot chick for the rest of your life?