MONKEY'S 20th BIRTHDAY BASH!

In honor of me being your super cool and amazing admin, *hears members snicker*, I have chosen to share my "special day" with all of you. =) Don't worry, Freak, it will benifit the members more than me. What will we do on my birthday? Well here is what I have planned so far.

Part 1: Monkey's Second Chance: The first gift I have is for the members who haven't agreed with the site rules and regulations...or just has "had a staff member hate them". What is my second chance exactly? On May 31st I will unban all of the banned members, usernames and IPs. So if you talk to any of them somewhere else...let them know they will have another chance to be part of our community. However, due to you already having a reason to be banned you will remain on my "watch list" of members and IPs who I feel don't deserve the right of Chimchar, if you mess up once, your banned again...so behave. ZOMG ALEX! HERE IS YOUR SECOND CHANCE! =)

Part 2: Monkey Live: Then second part of my gift to the members is a one week gift. I'll go find some site I can stream live off of, will announce it, and as long as I am on Chimchar from May 31 till June 7 I will stream, battle anyone and everyone who wants to(you can pick the battle), and maybe do random shit you guys want me to. It should be a week of fun and maybe we can get other members to steam too! Don't worry Monk, I will also be on the main Chimchat for those of you who wish not to see my ugly face. =)

Part 3: My Birthday Wish(es): The third, and as of now, final part of the birthday celerbration will be My Birthday wishes as I "blow out my candles". Lol...Monkey blowing. Anywho, my wish is to grant as many of your wishes as possible! Everyone will get one and only one wish. It must be something I can do via Chimchar and won't cause anything bad to me. So sorry Haley...your wish to have sex with me will be denied. JLA I can grant your wish to CB Ban you for 3,662.5 seconds. Nips, I can not give you a bigger dick...it'll have to stay small. Oaky, I can't force every player to lose to you at the VGC. Sorry to say Henry, I can't blow myself up. Kass I can show you my boobs. Dark, I can't ship you the chair I don't sit on. Nicole...yes I can steal you from Henry as you wish. =)

Parts 4+ will come if I think of anything else to do. PM me if you think of something else cool we can do. Bla bla bla, ect., ect., jk lol to any of you antsy people who thought I was serious with every statement above. The main parts are serious, the parts where I named members was jokes. Lets make it a great day and week.

Monkey

P.S. OH! Before I forget. This weekend I will be away. Ryan, Nicole, Cunt, and Monk are incharge. Monkey out for reals.

Monkey.........I have a special B-Day present to you in the form of a pokemon. :]

Nevermind...I don't want to celerbrate my birthday with you people anymore...others actual deserved it as opposed to you.

Monkey

Monkey i tried to be nice to you but you threw it back in my face and you pretty much attacked other members...its your own fault that this happened...to make you happy i will leave so goodbye