Ruin a Wish

Granted but he is weak to all other moves.
I wish I had 1,000,000 wishes that had no negitive effects and did everything I asked for.

Monkey

granted but you become retarded and dont know how to use them

i wish jirachi didnt have the stats of an uber without being one

granted, but theres a 5th gen pokemon exactly like it

i wish elemental would finish getting pokemon for his gym

granted but you are never able to beat it

i wish they made a new gameboy printer and gave you a sticker when you got all the pokemon in the new games

Granted, but there is a limited edition, one time legendary that can't be hacked, or breed, and I am the only one who has it.

I wish that I could hack anything.

Flushdoggy wrote:

Granted, but there is a limited edition, one time legendary that can't be hacked, or breed, and I am the only one who has it.

I wish that I could hack anything.

Granted. The FBI is on their way to your house.

I wish that instead of water, the fundamental liquid of life was Cola.

granted but it's all flat

i wish i knew what to wish for

Grant, except that it is that you turn into a fugly piece of poo.

I wish that I was part of S.H.I.E.L.D

granted but all u do is there laundry

i wish dogs lived as long as people.

Granted, but dogs rule the world.

I wish Brooklyn Decker was my wife.

Granted, But she becomes a Lesbian.

I wish To Be a Olympian.

Granted, but you die in a luge accident.

I wish I had Brooklyn Decker and Bar Refaeli and Rhian Sugden pleasuring me.

granted, but you get squirrel aids,

i wish i was Richard Cypher

granted but someone just stole his identity and you are now poor and in jail for stuff you didnt do while the guy gets away

i wish snow shoveled itself

Granted, but the shovel piles it all on your house and you cant get out and you have to eat your entire family before rescue comes.

I wish there wasnt such a thing as sadness

SteeL wrote:

Granted, but the shovel piles it all on your house and you cant get out and you have to eat your entire family before rescue comes.

I wish there wasnt such a thing as sadness

Granted but without sadness to contrast against, happiness is meaningless.

I wish I could defy gravity.

granted but without gravity there is no pressure and your head asplodes

i wish catdog was real (you know from that old cartoon)

Granted but Catdog Attacks you with Rabies and you Die.
I wish for A New Tenor Saxophone.

granted but you suck at playing and people get mad at your concert and throw rocks at you and rape your semi-conscious body and you get aids

i wish i had a new hat

Granted but its really ugly and you cant take it off and every girl hates you and you cant get laid by anyone.

I wish for 3 more wishes

Granted, but you may only wish for herpes.

I wish i had psychic powers.

granted but they make your brain melt

i wish i could get a high score on robot unicorn attack D<

Granted, but then robot unicorns rape you in your sleep.

i wish i could actually fall asleep..

Granted, But you Never Wake Up.

I Wish for a new Xbox 360.

You get it, but RROD.

I wish a had a Selmer Mark VI, and btw, I'm awesome at saxophone.