Ruin a Wish

granted but its broke and impossible to play with it

i wish that everyone will have a happy valentine's day =]

granted but you're the only one who doesnt

i wish it rained ice cream and hailed sprinkles

granted but you drown in the melted ice cream D=

i wish i had a sugar cookie =]

Granted but you choke on it

I wish i had my own pet bunny

granted but it's peppy and it wont shut up and keeps telling you to do barrel rolls

i wish you could invert colors of things in real

Granted, but it is Just Colors of rectangles and circles.

I wish Lady Gaga was a Woman.

Granted, but she only likes horse secks. (i think she does in reality too?)

I wish I played for Liverpool FC

Granted but you never win a game ever again

I wish kurugi didnt eat edamame

Granted, But edamame Eats you.

I wish i was in Soviet Russia.

Granted, but you arent in soviet russia, soviet russia is in you!

Starlight,
Starbright,
First star i see tonight,
Wish i may, Wish i might,
Get the wish i wish tonight?
(i wish treecko was an uber)

Just...no.

Granted, But just...yes.

I wish for an action replay

No.

Yes.

I wish for ( o Y o )

Granted, but their Moobs. (man boobies)

I wish Scizor was Uber.

Granted, but Kyogre is NU

I wish there was no such thing as colors

Granted, but a new teir list is made where uber is the name of the lowest teir.

I wish my pokemon would Ev themselves.

Granted, but they become too smart for you to control, and overpower you, so you need to kill them and turn them into sushi rolls.

I wish that the internet was dead.

Granted, but you commit suicide from lack of porn.

I wish cheese was real.

granted but you're a horsey

i wish the wii was called the nintendo royale with cheese

Capt. Surge wrote:

granted but you're a horsey

i wish the wii was called the nintendo royale with cheese

Granted, but then John Travolta and Samuel L Jackson come into your house, talk about how the Lord is their Shepard, and then shoot you in the back of the head. They weren't even in character. It's just what they do.

I wish for the fifth generation games to be backward compatible.

Granted, but you cant play any of the other games

I wish i knew how to dance

Granted, but you soon loose your legs in a car accident.


i wish i wasn't sick anymore

granted but you die (jk i wuv you D=)

I wish I could be a guy and have a penis for one hour so I can write my name in the snow with pee.

Granted, but something goes wrong and you never turn back into a girl and you become allergic to all clothes so you have to be a naked guy the rest of your life

I wish Pens were edible