Ruin a Wish

granted but they dont work and cant be repaired,
I wish for a ds that has an unlimited battery

Granted but you can never use the battery for anything else and the ds get's destroyed before the battery.
I wish for every game ever made.

granted, but you have no consoles to play them on

i wish i could RNG

Granted but every RNG takes 22 hours to finish.
I wish I can do a falcon punch and have no bad side effects.

Granted, and the side effect is you get 1 million dollars. now that the side effect is gone, you spend it on crack behind an alley, get caught for possession, get beat up in jail, obtain herpes mysteriously, and slowly die in a corner.

i wish weekends could be longer.

Granted but every weekend you get to do house work while being grounded.
I wish I could Punch a pikachu.

grated but then he kills your family in front of you, then slowly kills you through electric shocks.

i wish there was an app for that.

Granted but the app tortures your family to death and does unimaginable things to you.
I wish Lugia was my pet and nothing bad happens.

granted but you didn't define bad so lugia eats your other pets so nothing bad happens to you, just them cuz eaten.

i wish i had an aron because its cute =]

Granted, but it evolves 2 times into aggron and smooshes you.

I wish bronzong could be real.

Granted but they put the world to sleep with their hypnosis

i wish aron didn't evolve and squish me D=

Granted, but aron calls his aggron friends and they squish you

I wish that the bronzong didn't know hypnosis D:

granted but they destroy all homes with gyro ball
i wish aron evolved into aggron last second and protected me from being squished by his aggron friends D=

Granted, but aron evolved early, so he has no good moves and aggron friends kill aggron and squish you D:

I wish bronzong only knew moves that could attack or harm or affect anything

Granted but Brongzong kills you and your whole family.
I wish I had a pet espeon that didn't attack me or my family.

Granted, but it sets off a nuke that blows up a gas station. The gas station owner is a Leafeon and it kills you and your family.

I wish i had a bronzong that didnt do anything.

Granted but when your attacked by a pokemon and brongzong is your only pokemon it watches you die slowly.
I wish I had $599.99 Us dollars.

Granted, but you move to a deserted island. And you have no limbs left.

I wish my eyes would stop hurting/.

Granted but the pain will be transferd into the most sensitive part in your body.
I wish I had 3 wishes.

granted but none come true.

i wish i could be treated fairly....

Granted, but you get green nose disease. (super bad D:)

I wish people would realize how much better soy milk is than milk.

lol green nose disease

granted but all the soy plants die

i wish that battles didn't have hax

Granted, but then how would noobs feel good?

I wish that female pokemons had tits!

and I await the 'you are sexist' comments, praise, and comeback that should be interesting . . .

lol, messing these games up is fun

granted but you lose your wish

i wish the person who grants this gets cancer